AJ - 16 - London
 Anything I like that appears on my dash... Skyrim - The Avatar - Legend of Korra - SuperWhoLock - Marvel&DC - Harry Potter - Disney - Art - Bands



Toph: Alright, what you need is a good old fashioned back pounding to relieve your stress.

Aang: Pound away.


Toph: Okay, if you want me to bend out this metal, you need to relax.

Korra: I am relaxed.


When straight guys eat a banana 

(Source: vinebox)


*on death bed*
parents: honey please is there anything we can do???
me: yes. .„.,. , a final wish..„„ get me my ball , so i can dunk one final time
parents: *gets ball*
me: *dunks*
me: *is miraculously recovered*
me: wtf!!!!!!!!..„ , i guess ball really is life!!




"My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me"
Excuse me
What was that? 
LET ? 
YOU ¿ 
How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”


But seriously if your partner won’t let you do something (eg, hang out with your friends)? That’s actually a GIANT RED FLAG for an abusive relationship, please get help or get out of there.

Person A: Makes a typo

Person A: Repeats the word with the typo corrected

Person B: Says the word with the original typo

Person A: Shut up




you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors